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A Ride on the Todd Eagan Expressway

Well, I don't know whether J wants to or not, or you for that matter, but I could well imagine most of the rest of us would prefer if you went "there" privately :silly:

Pics of
extremely comely legs
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are always welcome, though ;)

A bit of sexing help for the interested, though B)
 
guzzibob wrote:
You'd still be there, unless some coyotes or the like came along & decided you'd make a tasty snack...
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Hey Bob....how about a seminar at the Prescott rally, say, "Tips on how to avoid being eaten by wild pigs".....ya might even throw in a recipe for something like "pig-on-a-stick"!!

Now here in Nevada, where there is a state law requiring that a certain percentage of the road surfaces must be torn up at all times, we only have to worry about the occasional snake, and near the lake, the "once a year" tarantula migration....but we got mud!! The oil cooler on my Centauro used to have a permanent mud strip on the rock guard.

Sorry, Pete...but Lupo is already ahead of you....he already posted his picture in a muu-muu, on a scooter!!!
 
jamileh wrote:
Now, Bob, I was in fact mulling over that very question as I started working on getting the bike turned around, which was no small feat. ......... My plan, should things have gone awry, was to walk to the nearest farmhouse........ So what say you? Come on, lay it on me.
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Nearest farmhouse? Seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre lately?

Next.

Gotta say though, " You've come a long way, baby..."
 
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