Muley
Cruisin' Guzzisti
Yesterday was cold and windy here in the normally warm and sunny South, so I uncharacteristically trailered my EV to the Scooter Superstore in Fairburn, GA. This dealership is brand new, and it’s the closest Guzzi shop to me. It’s still over 110 miles from my home, but that’s one of the drawbacks to owning our favorite brand. I needed new wheel bearings, fork seals and service, and a few other minor things, so I decided to take a day off and made an appointment with the mechanic.
The shop sells Guzzi and Aprillia motorcycles as well as Vespa, Piaggio and Aprillia scooters. They even have a few non-Italian brands, but they’re stuck in the back of the store. I have never really wanted to own a scooter, until now that is! The Piaggio MP3 models immediately caught my eye with the two front wheels, and I guess the salesman noticed my interest when he invited me to go on a test ride on the 400cc demo model.
I had my gloves, jacket and helmet in case I wanted to ride one of the new Guzzis, but I’ve been sick with horrible chest congestion and the cold wind took away any enthusiasm I might have had under normal conditions. This might be heresy, but I am underwhelmed with the newer Guzzis. The shop had every model currently being manufactured except the Breva Sport 1200. There were a couple Stelvios, several 750 and 1100 Brevas, Norges, and Grisos, and a Nevada Classic and new Vintage. The Grisos look nice, especially the white one, and the Vintage and Nevada Classic are aesthetically appealing to me, but the Stelvio is downright ugly. I imagine it is a hoot to ride, but where is the Guzzi styling? I don’t believe it would be possible to ever properly clean one due to the frame design and conglomeration of things stuffed inside. Ditto for servicing the beast. It looks simply inaccessible. I can’t get used to the plastic bodywork on the Norge, and the Brevas are just too modern looking. So, I have the Vintage and Nevada Classic left, and the Nevada is just too small for my frame. I guess my poor health might have played a part, but I didn’t see anything that appealed to me more than my current ride, a ’98 EV. However, I promised myself I’ll go back soon for a test ride when I’m feeling better, and see if second impressions are somewhat better.
But the scooters! I suppose I might be getting old (in fact I know I am), but the retro Vespas are just things of beauty to me. The MP3 models took my attention away from the real motorcycles so I accepted the test ride invitation and put on my riding gear. The only strange control on the scooter was the switch that deactivated the front wheel lock, allowing the independent wheels to lean while riding . After I gave the salesman a good scare, deactivating the wheel lock and allowing gravity to pull the bike down on the left while my feet were firmly planted on the floorboard, at which point I instinctively caught the falling scooter with my left leg, I was ready to circle the parking lot a few times. I took off down a nice, rolling road with little traffic and was amazed at how quite and smooth the little scooter was. I tested front stability in some loose gravel in a parking lot and headed back to the shop grinning from ear to ear. This was major fun! While not ready to challenge drag bikes, the MP3 had plenty of power, and the salesman claims it will do about 90 mph. The 500cc model, he says, will approach 100! I didn’t exceed 60, but it still had ample get up and go left. At an estimated 60 mpg, this machine could be a real money saver for someone who commutes to work in an urban environment. I would bring one home if I lived and worked in such a place.
I urge everyone on this forum to go out and ride one of these things. I promise you’ll be smiling under the visor.
The shop sells Guzzi and Aprillia motorcycles as well as Vespa, Piaggio and Aprillia scooters. They even have a few non-Italian brands, but they’re stuck in the back of the store. I have never really wanted to own a scooter, until now that is! The Piaggio MP3 models immediately caught my eye with the two front wheels, and I guess the salesman noticed my interest when he invited me to go on a test ride on the 400cc demo model.
I had my gloves, jacket and helmet in case I wanted to ride one of the new Guzzis, but I’ve been sick with horrible chest congestion and the cold wind took away any enthusiasm I might have had under normal conditions. This might be heresy, but I am underwhelmed with the newer Guzzis. The shop had every model currently being manufactured except the Breva Sport 1200. There were a couple Stelvios, several 750 and 1100 Brevas, Norges, and Grisos, and a Nevada Classic and new Vintage. The Grisos look nice, especially the white one, and the Vintage and Nevada Classic are aesthetically appealing to me, but the Stelvio is downright ugly. I imagine it is a hoot to ride, but where is the Guzzi styling? I don’t believe it would be possible to ever properly clean one due to the frame design and conglomeration of things stuffed inside. Ditto for servicing the beast. It looks simply inaccessible. I can’t get used to the plastic bodywork on the Norge, and the Brevas are just too modern looking. So, I have the Vintage and Nevada Classic left, and the Nevada is just too small for my frame. I guess my poor health might have played a part, but I didn’t see anything that appealed to me more than my current ride, a ’98 EV. However, I promised myself I’ll go back soon for a test ride when I’m feeling better, and see if second impressions are somewhat better.
But the scooters! I suppose I might be getting old (in fact I know I am), but the retro Vespas are just things of beauty to me. The MP3 models took my attention away from the real motorcycles so I accepted the test ride invitation and put on my riding gear. The only strange control on the scooter was the switch that deactivated the front wheel lock, allowing the independent wheels to lean while riding . After I gave the salesman a good scare, deactivating the wheel lock and allowing gravity to pull the bike down on the left while my feet were firmly planted on the floorboard, at which point I instinctively caught the falling scooter with my left leg, I was ready to circle the parking lot a few times. I took off down a nice, rolling road with little traffic and was amazed at how quite and smooth the little scooter was. I tested front stability in some loose gravel in a parking lot and headed back to the shop grinning from ear to ear. This was major fun! While not ready to challenge drag bikes, the MP3 had plenty of power, and the salesman claims it will do about 90 mph. The 500cc model, he says, will approach 100! I didn’t exceed 60, but it still had ample get up and go left. At an estimated 60 mpg, this machine could be a real money saver for someone who commutes to work in an urban environment. I would bring one home if I lived and worked in such a place.
I urge everyone on this forum to go out and ride one of these things. I promise you’ll be smiling under the visor.