Gary
Cruisin' Guzzisti
SMART KID
A 10-year-old girl was walking down the
street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and
says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her
again and says, "Hey kid, I will give you £10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded
down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the little
girl again and says, "Okay kid, I will give you £20 and a BIG bag of
sweets if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."
At this point the little girl turns to
him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought a Guzzi instead of a
Suzuki, so, YOU ride it!"
A 10-year-old girl was walking down the
street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and
says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her
again and says, "Hey kid, I will give you £10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded
down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the little
girl again and says, "Okay kid, I will give you £20 and a BIG bag of
sweets if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."
At this point the little girl turns to
him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought a Guzzi instead of a
Suzuki, so, YOU ride it!"