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You know your old when.....

When you hear Guns & Roses on the classic rock station (Ok that doesn't make me old, but its a sign of things to come)
 
When you walk out of Walmart and see one of your past girlfriends.....and she's the Greeter.
 
When you refer to carbs as the "good ol days."

Gretchen says, when your wife starts wearing sparkly things.
 
Re: You know you're old when.....

When you realise girls you turn your head for in the street could be your daughter...

Gretchen says, when your wife starts wearing sparkly things.
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Ouch! (Do gold teeth count? :silly:)

(and you know you ought to go to bed when you realise the typo in the title only after you sent off your reply! :p )
 
Re: You know you're old when.....

RJVB wrote:


Ouch! (Do gold teeth count? :silly:)
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..hey, I've got some gold caps. But then again, I got them when gold was cheap. I'd probably go for paper mache now :S
 
When you need to buy your first nose-hair trimmer.
 
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